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Song Parodies -> "Nash Kills Cats"
Original Song Title:
"Nashville Cats"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lovin' Spoonful
Parody Song Title:
"Nash Kills Cats"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
little critters, that nash killed
and he's come real close to a number of more
oh, it gives him a big thrill
yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
little tabbies on boot hill
quite a few of 'em killed by his car
they're all twice as flatter...as road kill
well, he was just thirteen
when he slayed his first calico
he felt like a tough guy
and he felt like a real special dude, when they mewed
as he blasted them sky-high
its a record, they've said
everyone is chasin' the record that nash killed
but up north here, nobody tries it
but i think that he will
cause i hear...
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
well, that's twelve thousand one hundred and sixty eight
cat-lives that nash killed
well, the whole thing's tragic
and folks get uptight
with cats in the landfill
he's known to use a blade
and he's smothered some
there's been some poor ol' critters that nash killed
and he's sure been bad
and in a way, its kinda sad
about the mutilated mousers that nash killed
and i hear...
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
little critters, that nash killed
and he's come real close to a number of more
oh, it gives him a big thrill
yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
little tabbies on boot hill
quite a few of 'em killed by his car
they're all twice as flatter...as road kill
well, he was just thirteen
when he slayed his first calico
he felt like a tough guy
and he felt like a real special dude, when they mewed
as he blasted them sky-high
its a record, they've said
everyone is chasin' the record that nash killed
but up north here, nobody tries it
but i think that he will
cause i hear...
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
well, that's twelve thousand one hundred and sixty eight
cat-lives that nash killed
well, the whole thing's tragic
and folks get uptight
with cats in the landfill
he's known to use a blade
and he's smothered some
there's been some poor ol' critters that nash killed
and he's sure been bad
and in a way, its kinda sad
about the mutilated mousers that nash killed
and i hear...
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
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Oh my, this is catastrophic. You a sick dude, you know that? Have you tried to post this on PETA's web page? I did one like this to "Muskrat Love" but it wasn't received too well. I think PETA blocked the voting and positive commenting on mine. Well done in a sick sort of way, but who am I to talk.
Alvin, When I saw the title and started reading I suddenly began picturing ever-so-gentle and evolved GRAHAM NASH flipping out and maniacally slaughtering all these poor little cats with mouth-foaming abandon. I'll never be able to listen to that "with two cats in the yard" part of "Our House" again without this horrifying image of two badly mangled felines lifelessly strewn behind this otherwise cozy, joy-filled cottage. See what you've done, with your heartless keystrokes, you cur....OH...by the way, 5's across, 'cause this was really well done.
Heh heh heh, (insert cat-related joke here)! What a write, wow!
Great job. Great word matches. Funny as hell.
I'm a cat lover, but I don't care. :)Funny as hell! Pacing was dead on, too--it would have killed it if it wasn't perfect. 555
thank you all for takin' a look...and for the record, i have 4 cats and only on occasion have they pissed me off enough to consider killing them
Alvin - yeah, I like cats, too.
maybe i should do a parody of "still waters run deep"...call it............. "stills slaughtered some sheep"...
Alvin, say, do you remember if somebody ate their young?
Taking Alvin's cue, perhaps also "Only The Good Die Young"--->"All The Dogs Killed By Young"
Agrimorfee - Ah! Yes! "Good" on Young, but nobody's has fit Crosby into this yet. What rhymes with "Drugs" and "Jail Cell"?
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