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Song Parodies -> "Share Investment Shares"
Original Song Title:
"Dream a Little Dream"
Original Performer:
Mama Cas
Parody Song Title:
"Share Investment Shares"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
It must have been awful to have gone through what you have. You know, I just couldn't imagine enduring like that. You must feel terribly isolated having to going around with that bundle of yours, and not being able to express your need to share. But don't you worry the stockmarket has people like me to take care of these kind of ambivalent feelings you're experiencing. I can relieve your guilty pleasures, no problem. I know just the thing to cure all that. Have a listen....
Stocks soaring high in volume
Hot markets seem to stir up a column
Bulls bringing in a stampede of greed
Share investment shares with me
Give tidy sums and help me
Just donate some I'll tell you, "You're wealthy"
Why I'm alone, poor as can be
Share investment shares with me
Charm fading quick I'm schmoozing fast, here--
Consorting your gift
I'm bent on reducing your tax, tier
Just saying if...
Stock shares have somehow doubled--
Your shares would leave me without troubles
So if you share, whatever your need
Share investment shares with me
Mask peeling but I fumble on, here--
Still browning my lips
I'll stagger and stumble till dawn, here,
Just "sharing" tips...
Freebies can somehow free you
Freebies will leave tax brackets far beneath you
Please end my scheme, whomever you be
Share investment shares with me
Hot markets seem to stir up a column
Bulls bringing in a stampede of greed
Share investment shares with me
Give tidy sums and help me
Just donate some I'll tell you, "You're wealthy"
Why I'm alone, poor as can be
Share investment shares with me
Charm fading quick I'm schmoozing fast, here--
Consorting your gift
I'm bent on reducing your tax, tier
Just saying if...
Stock shares have somehow doubled--
Your shares would leave me without troubles
So if you share, whatever your need
Share investment shares with me
Mask peeling but I fumble on, here--
Still browning my lips
I'll stagger and stumble till dawn, here,
Just "sharing" tips...
Freebies can somehow free you
Freebies will leave tax brackets far beneath you
Please end my scheme, whomever you be
Share investment shares with me
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I invested my time to read it...and I take stock in this..
Well I'm glad you take stock AFW and thanks for sharing some fives.
a profitable little parody, LM...let's float it and rake it in! 555
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