Nobody will sell ya
You play and my ears are ringin'
The neighbors can smell ya'
Cause it riles them up to hear crap bands like you

Now you're potted-
Fake your blown-minded music
Sing those notes that are wrong
Fake that blown-minded music
Boy, all that LSD sure came on strong

So if you cannot play in bands
And if you must be dopin'
I will call the man

Chords gonna be blowin'
The offiest kind of off-key
For three hours goin'
Just to hear you sing's
The hardest to sit through

Now you're sotted-
Fake your blown-minded music
Sing those notes that are wrong
Fake that blown-minded music
Boy, all those sixteen beers sure came on strong

So if you cannot soundproof walls
I'm all through with copin'
I'll be makin' calls

Fake your blown-minded music
Sing those notes that are wrong
Fake that blown-minded music
Boy, all that drums and bass sure came on strong