-> "He Needs A Lot Of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Need A Little Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"He Needs A Lot Of Christmas"
The Lyrics
First of November
He strings the lights outside and neighbors groan again
What a fast shopper
Oh yeah, he's rushing things, and he will decorate then.
'Cause he needs a lot of Christmas
Parties every weekend
Huge wreaths by the window
Caroling once again
Yeah, he needs a lot of Christmas
Can't get enough of it
It hasn't snowed a single flurry
That won't bug him, he's in a hurry
Fourth of November
He's asking others if they'll have their party soon
His son, Douglas Fir
He tells his brother Frazier next year's Christmas in June
My neighbor's a little fatter
Grown a really huge beard
Off the roof he splattered
Putting up lights this year
And he'll bore you as he chatters
Talkin' about some reindeer
Needs a lot of Christmas now
Yeah, he plays loud Christmas music
It's November 9th now
You can hear him singing
Fudge is in his dog's chow
And his car is really decked out
His wife's really mad now
Needs a lot of Christmas now
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