-> "Someday We'll Know (Why We Got Screwed)"
Original Song Title:
"Someday We'll Know"
Original Performer:
Mandy Moore featuring Jonathan Foreman
Parody Song Title:
"Someday We'll Know (Why We Got Screwed)"
The Lyrics
Ninety points, down goes the Dow Jones
Can't stop asking, I don't know why
My question, need an answer
Two years later stocks still all decline
Whatever happened, look at all our stock charts
We take a peak, just wanna cry
Our portfolios, work of a lifetime
Now they're gone and we all just wanna die
Oh, someday we'll know
Who hides in the mountains
Someday we'll know
Why we all got screwed
Someday we'll know
Who should go to jail, and soon
We just want to send them off to their jail cells
When they all wear black-and-white stripes
Many years of hard time, we hope they'll do
Let's throw their bums in jail... tonight
Oh, someday we'll know
Who hides in the mountains
Someday we'll know
Why we all got screwed
Someday we'll know
Who should go to jail, and soon
Someday we'll know
Who caused all of our trauma
We hope they'll go
Off to jail real soon
Someday they'll know
That investors you don't screw
For years, we've all toiled
And for all our hard work, don't have 'nything to show
All the fat cats, they're like fleas
If we can ask Bush just one question
Why aren't they all in jail tonight?
Oh, someday we'll know
Who hides in the mountains
Someday we'll know
Why we all got screwed
Someday we'll know
Who should go to jail, and soon
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Someday we'll know
Who caused all of our trauma
We hope they'll go
Off to jail real soon
Someday they'll know
That investors you don't screw
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