There she was, just-a writhing on the floor
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do
He leaned closer and then he screamed for more
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do

Her skin glowed (skin glowed)
From that oil (from that oil)
Her skin glowed from that oil
And it made him start to boil

Before she knew it, he had caught it all on tape
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do
Audience stared, and their mouths were all agape
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do

He said, “Bitch,” (said “Bitch,”)
“Shake that ass” (“shake that ass”)
He said “Bitch, shake that ass
Or I’ll beat you up like Cass”

Whoa, oh
She knew that he meant what he said
Yes she did, and so she told the cops
That Diddy was sick in the head

Now Puff’s in prison and that’s where he’s gonna stay
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do
Having freak-offs, well you know that ain’t the way
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do

It don’t pay (don’t pay)
Sex crime (sex crime)
It don’t pay, sex crime
You will wind up doing time

Whoa, oh
She knew that it wasn’t a lie
Yes she did, and so she told the cops
That Diddy was a real bad guy

Now Puff’s in prison and that’s where he’s gonna stay
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do
Racketeering, well you know that ain’t the way
Better do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do

It don’t pay (don’t pay)
Sex crime (sex crime)
It don’t pay, sex crime
You will do a lot of time

Woah oh
Do what Diddy, Diddy tells you to do