He made a pretty big score
When she kicked in bills galore

No more a mystery
’bout his choice for VP
Everybody had been keeping score
Picking someone, such a chore

Well then there came a day
He had something to say
He’d made his pick
Many he’d explored

It’s revealed that Bobby’s girl’s
Very rich, Bobby’s girl
Gave millions to his candidacy
But concerning Bobby’s girl
Question ’bout Bobby’s girl
That question is Who the f**k is she?

She gave him lots o’ dough
She can afford to blow
Four million she adds to his wealth
(Not just a million but four)

Why’d she want to have paid
Four mil for ad he made?
She too must have odd thoughts about health
The story on Bobby’s girl
She lives in Bobby’s world
To which she made a huge subsidy
And now that she’s Bobby’s girl
She lives in Bobby’s world

He thanks her for generosity
Showed thanks asking her to be VP
Not thankful is the clan Kennedy
The whole clan declares “Bobby ain’t we”
Bobby exploits the name of daddy
Renounced Bobby lives on charity
Bobby, his girl preach conspiracy