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Song Parodies -> "Antsy For Some Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing In The Street"
Original Performer:
Martha And The Vandellas
Parody Song Title:
"Antsy For Some Meat"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
collard greens had rocked my world
i went steady with the yams and beets
stomach's veered...now the time is right
i'm antsy for some meat
i've had it with tomatoes
down with sprouts and beans
out with plain spaghetti
want...my ...meals...amusin'
unloosened
i will choose just what i dare
there'll be chicken, bacon and patty makin'
i'm antsy for some meat
i'll fill my platter up to there
how i've longed for steak cooked rare
i want burgers, fried...roasted squirrel
give me back my meat filled world
i've been antsy
antsy for some meat
its an invitation...for beast cremation
i'll cram my throat with meat
they'll be lambs a-singin'....and brisket bingin'
i'm antsy for some meat
philly steak is OK
salty pork and pig's feet, now
gimme meat that's moist a-plenty
want...my ...meals...amusin'
unloosened
i will choose just what i dare
there'll be chicken, bacon and patty makin'
i'm antsy for some meat
i'll fill my platter up to there
how i've longed for steak cooked rare
i want burgers, fried...roasted squirrel
give me back my meat filled world
i've been antsy
antsy for some meat
eight pounds of filet
every day
antsy for some meat
i went steady with the yams and beets
stomach's veered...now the time is right
i'm antsy for some meat
i've had it with tomatoes
down with sprouts and beans
out with plain spaghetti
want...my ...meals...amusin'
unloosened
i will choose just what i dare
there'll be chicken, bacon and patty makin'
i'm antsy for some meat
i'll fill my platter up to there
how i've longed for steak cooked rare
i want burgers, fried...roasted squirrel
give me back my meat filled world
i've been antsy
antsy for some meat
its an invitation...for beast cremation
i'll cram my throat with meat
they'll be lambs a-singin'....and brisket bingin'
i'm antsy for some meat
philly steak is OK
salty pork and pig's feet, now
gimme meat that's moist a-plenty
want...my ...meals...amusin'
unloosened
i will choose just what i dare
there'll be chicken, bacon and patty makin'
i'm antsy for some meat
i'll fill my platter up to there
how i've longed for steak cooked rare
i want burgers, fried...roasted squirrel
give me back my meat filled world
i've been antsy
antsy for some meat
eight pounds of filet
every day
antsy for some meat
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You served up a classic here! 555 (but you lost me at Pigs feet...)
I love being a carnivore. I think you have a spelling error in the lambs line. I think you mean singeing as opposed to singing.
I'm guesssing McK is right, that you meant "lambs a-singeing" (and maybe "brisket-bingeing," too, tho' re that Webster allows "e"-lessness is orthographically optional). 5s
Carnivores around the world are all groovin' to your beat...555
thanks mason...i wouldn't eat pigs feet for a thousand dollars....it was just a good sub for D.C......thanks mckludge....i typed "singein' "
and 'bingein' " first but it just didn't look right...thanks stan.....thanks for the clarification....thanks agri....i like meat but i hate chewing meat from bones.....hate gristle and fat too...i like "neat meat"
You've covered all the major meats group except "lunch." Laughed my hocks off.
thanks john....coulda made it "luncheon types of meat".....go for it if ya want...lol
With that title I was expecting something about a ruined picnic... ;-)
This is Great Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Carnivore~ . . . loved the roasted squirrel. very clever, Sir .
roasted racoon was clever. The whole song was a refreshing change.
Sir Alvin, did you manage to get some ~Corned Beef~ . . . on the 17th ?
HI MERRY !....great to see your name pop up...thanks for the comments (lol) and i hope all is well in your new locale...thanks MadameBovary....never actually tried squirrel, but it fit the rhyme scheme...thanks adagio...raccoon ?....hmmmm....thanks littleCornCakes....one can hardly celebrate st. patrick's day without some yummy corned beef
A very meaty treaty, indeed
thanks AFW
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