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Song Parodies -> "Ka-Zar Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman TV Intro"
Original Performer:
Marvel Superheroes
Parody Song Title:
"Ka-Zar Fan"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This was my first jungle hero. Marvel plans to make a movie. Can't wait!
Ka-Zar fan, Ka-Zar fan,
Better than Kull or Howard's Conan
Savage Land, mist surprise
Kevin Plunder didn't die...
No doubt!
I am a Ka-Zar fan!
Is he strong?
Zuba* nudge,
Fought Man-apes out for blood
Shanna** is his love, and best friend
Fought the Skrulls for vibranium
He dares!!!
I am a Ka-Zar fan!
Like a Tiger he fights
When villains get out of line
Carries a Bowie knife
Bows and clubs, ropes to bind!
Ka-Zar fan, Ka-Zar fan
Much more fearsome than wimp Tarzan
Wealth and fame
He was born
Raised by Tigress when first world torn
To him, protecting the land is sacred
From tribes, outsiders, and aliens
That's why I'm a Ka-Zar fan!
Better than Kull or Howard's Conan
Savage Land, mist surprise
Kevin Plunder didn't die...
No doubt!
I am a Ka-Zar fan!
Is he strong?
Zuba* nudge,
Fought Man-apes out for blood
Shanna** is his love, and best friend
Fought the Skrulls for vibranium
He dares!!!
I am a Ka-Zar fan!
Like a Tiger he fights
When villains get out of line
Carries a Bowie knife
Bows and clubs, ropes to bind!
Ka-Zar fan, Ka-Zar fan
Much more fearsome than wimp Tarzan
Wealth and fame
He was born
Raised by Tigress when first world torn
To him, protecting the land is sacred
From tribes, outsiders, and aliens
That's why I'm a Ka-Zar fan!
* Zuba is his tiger companion
** Shanna the She-Devil
** Shanna the She-Devil
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never heard of Ka-Zar until now. maybe I'll ask my brother about it, he's much heavier into comic books than I am. 455
Ka-Zar was Lord of the Hidden Jungle: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/avengersalliance/images/c/c7/Ka-Zar_Recruited.png/revision/latest?cb=20140926233203
Also haven't heard of the character even though I used to get Marvel comics as a kid. 5's
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