-> "I Swear That Painting Has Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"I Heard It Through The Grapevine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Swear That Painting Has Eyes"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: Ooo, this house really gives me the spooks
Glad this case is almost through
Then me and my dog, that you adore
Are sent off alone to search a darkened corridor
We stop just to ad-mire, a display
Saw its eyes blink, clear as day
Chorus: So I said “Scoob, I swear that painting has eyes!”
Not much faster can a man fly
Oh, I swear that painting has eyes!
Oh, I’m just about to wet my thighs
Let’s get outta here!
(I swear that painting has eyes
How much longer will you guy dismiss me?
Zoinks…..)
Verse 2: I know that ghosts are not all that real
But these fears, I can’t make them deal
Finding clues, could end my life you see
Don’t you see, eyes follow me
I’ll have to show you myself
Those orbs are someone else
Chorus: They’re gone! I swear that painting had eyes!
How much louder must my voice rise?
Oh, I swear that painting had eyes!
Now I’m just about to lose my mind!
Fred, Daph, Velma wait!
(I swear that painting had eyes
How many times can this happen to me?
No…)
Verse 3: The team says when you’re scared can’t trust what’s seen
And also none of what you hear
I can’t deny I’m viewed by ghouls
If it’s true, can’t make it clear
But my claims, are just ignored
Even though was done ten times before!
Chorus: You must know! I swear that painting has eyes!
Not much clearer can I advise
Velma, I swear that painting has eyes!
Ooo, I wonderin’ how we never die
Ghost just kill us please…
(I swear that painting has eyes!
Now no longer will I solve those myst’ries
No, no, no, no, no)
Scooby, I know!
That they’re dumber than most
(I swear that painting has eyes!
Now no longer will I solve those myst’ries
No, no, no, no, no)
Said I swear that painting has eyes!
[Fade out]
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