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Song Parodies -> "SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous"

Parody Written by:

poetscientistdrinker

The Lyrics

To be sung in a dodgy Scot's accent...
I vomit you vomit we vomit aye (Jimmy)
I vomit you vomit we vomit aye (Jimmy)
SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous!

When they first served me haggis
They made it sound delicious
And if you eat it quick enough
You'll probably never notice but
SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous!

I vomit you vomit we vomit aye (Jimmy)
I vomit you vomit we vomit aye (Jimmy)
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
They fed me all these horrid things
And said they tasted good
But then one day I read a book
That Ma left in the kitchen
And once I read those fearful words
My stomach it was retchin'
SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous!

Oh, I vomit you vomit we vomit aye
I vomit you vomit we vomit aye

Even just the sound 'haggis'
Is something quite atrocious
And if you read the recipe
You'd join me when I say this:
SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous!

I vomit you vomit we vomit aye (Jimmy)
I vomit you vomit we vomit aye (Jimmy)

So for God's sake just cut out your tongue
Or push that dish away
'Cause stomach, hearts, balls and bran
Take your appetite away
And make sure you tread carefully
When they celebrate Burn's Night
'Cause one day I dressed up in a skirt ( kilt, surely? - ed.)
And I'm now a Scotsman's wife

Oh...
SinceIfoundoutwhatsinhaggisgoditmakesmenauseous!

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