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Song Parodies -> "Super-agile At Gymnastics, Sexy And Precocious"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mary Poppins
Parody Song Title:
"Super-agile At Gymnastics, Sexy And Precocious"
Parody Written by:
South Park Al
The Lyrics
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they say "we're so perfect now,
there is no need to coach us"
"with the money we rake in,
we'll soon be rich as croesus"
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
because i was afraid to leap
when i was just a lad
my gym coach thought i was a creep
he told me i was bad
sadly, and without a word
i burned my P.E. clothes
i'll never fly just like a bird
but that's the way it goes
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
though i feel my passion for them causes near-neurosis
if someone's making fun of them, it makes me so ferocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they travelled all around the world
and everywhere they went
they always garnered great applause
inside the circus tent
their beauty only rivaled by their fine agility
they are such special girls because of their abilities
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
after they perform tonight
i'm bringing them some roses
everytime i see their act
i think they'll break their noses
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
if you don't like them hold your tongue
i don't care what you say
i am at a loss of words
when they are on display
you'd better speak more carefully
or i may take your life
i wish i could ask all five girls
if they would be my wife
they're...
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they say "we're so perfect now,
there is no need to coach us"
"with the money we rake in,
we'll soon be rich as croesus"
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
because i was afraid to leap
when i was just a lad
my gym coach thought i was a creep
he told me i was bad
sadly, and without a word
i burned my P.E. clothes
i'll never fly just like a bird
but that's the way it goes
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
though i feel my passion for them causes near-neurosis
if someone's making fun of them, it makes me so ferocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they travelled all around the world
and everywhere they went
they always garnered great applause
inside the circus tent
their beauty only rivaled by their fine agility
they are such special girls because of their abilities
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
after they perform tonight
i'm bringing them some roses
everytime i see their act
i think they'll break their noses
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
if you don't like them hold your tongue
i don't care what you say
i am at a loss of words
when they are on display
you'd better speak more carefully
or i may take your life
i wish i could ask all five girls
if they would be my wife
they're...
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
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I stumbled around reading the last verse. It didn't seem to pace correctly but then again it just might be me. I have seen a lot of your work SPA and you always pace well so I'm giving you 5s on this one. This is an interesting parody.
I'll agree. Just like figure skaters, gymnist chicks have great asses, but they always lack in the boobie department. Oh well.
Great job, SPA, great job......and I must admit that I enjoy that particular part of the Summer Olympics as well....555....and Floyd's Garage, you know what they say, anything more than a (censored) is superfluous. ;-D
What a fun read. High fives.
thanks to all of you for checking it out
Cute...5's!!
Very good parody, SPA. Good luck with five wives.
Not laugh-out-loud but an enjoyable read. I have one minor irk, Croesus is pronounced 'cree-suss' so doesn't rhyme as well with 'coach us'. My nitpicking is done, keep up the good work!
Great job! 555!
Got a thing for 14-year-olds, huh? (I'm kidding... I hope...)
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