Man…
Cov’ring the Kardashians has just become a circus
Yes, her whole wedding was fake
Surprised you didn’t know this
Must not have been paid enough
The divorce is in the press!
Cov’ring the Kardashians has just become obnoxious

On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by

We heard the hype for weeks and weeks
The wedding they had planned
In magazines, we read the “deets”
Had the remote in hand
But ten weeks later, they were done
Is anyone surprised?
This piece of $#!+, a ratings hit!?
I can’t believe my eyes!

Oh,
Anyone with half a brain would find this rather worthless
There are more important things
Than something that’s this pointless
Can somebody please tell me
Why she is even famous!?
Cov’ring the Kardashians has just become a circus

On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by

She traveled to Minnesota, the marriage tried to save
And yet in every magazine, she said “It’s a mistake!”
When the divorce if final, I think we will all agree
There’s nothing gays could do to wreck a wedding’s sanctity

Don’t know why Kim is so famous, not an ounce of talent
Had to put a sex tape out
To be as hot at Paris
It just makes my mind so numb
Wondering why she’s famous
Cov’ring the Kardashians has become so obnoxious!

(On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by
On every magazine when I walk by)

Ten million bucks, she took the plunge
Lasts seventy-two days
In sickness and in health
Was something she just threw away
Next time, she must think carefully
Big decision of life

{Spoken}
This is all true,
But,
She won’t be walking down the aisle unless there’s press nearby
Oh! The TMZ crew is there too!

Don’t think I could care less about any other subject
Little Miss Kardashian, please reach your fifteenth minute!
(Secretly, I think she’s hot…but please don’t tell my girl this)
Cov’ring the Kardashians has become quite obnoxious!