-> "Superpugilistic Stars Bert Chimney-Sweep and Mary"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious"
Parody Song Title:
"Superpugilistic Stars Bert Chimney-Sweep and Mary"
The Lyrics
SUPERPUGILISTIC STARS (BERT CHIMNEY-SWEEP AND MARY)
(All:)
Dick Van Dyke played Cockney sweep; he was so bleedin' gauche-ous
Don't you know the sound of it was sumfink qui' atrocious?
Patrons laughed quite loud from Wellington's to Nova Scotia's
Mary Tyler Moore chewed 'is old ear'ole out ferocious
Um diddle Stanley, um 'Olloway
Doolittle Alfred, E-Li-zay
(Dick:)
I know it wasn't Rob Petrie but needed part so bad
Michael Caine's footwork was weak and mine was total rad
I chatted up a dollybird wot saved me accent woes
All the lads up Elephant, round Castle sez she 'goes'!
(Julie:)
Leave i' ou', you Dickless Dyke, yer daft, me ol' sunshine-ous
Get your daisy roots back on, my son, an' 'ere on time-ous
Schedule is pear-shaped, I wannit sorted, there's no uvver
Tweak yer twinkle-toes yer twat and Bob's yer muvver's bruvver
Um diddle Stanley, um 'Olloway
Doolittle Alfred, E-liz-ay
(Julie:)
Movie travelled round the world
And everywhere it went:
'Put a finger in that Dyke,
Yours Truly's heaven-sent!'
(Dick:)
Yeah? LBJ and Lady Bird
It's me they wanna see!
(Julie:)
That's because they wouldn't know
A Cockney from cat's pee
(All:)
Superpugilistic stars, their egos are emotious
Sick and tired, the sound of it, it's really anti-socious
Fly a kite and feed the birds, two pence a bag she quotes us
Super spoonful sugar, in their bellies need a dose-shous
Chim-chim-chimmeny, chim-chim cher-ee
Cricket Jimminy, gor' bugger me
(Julie:)
Broadway stardom, Grammies
Tonys, five-octave dismay
For cardboard TV geezer
You 'ave sure got 'eaps to say
Give me ''Ow's yer farver' now
Or shu'it', norf an' souf
(spoken)
So she's 'ample'?
Pipes need blasting, then,
Future trouble-and-strife?
(All:)
They're superpugilistic stars - vain, testy and precocious
They fancy this, they fancy that, their manners are atrocious
Even Disney penguin giving hints contract-negotious
Superpugilistic stars, jump in Atlantic Oceous!
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