Song Parodies -> "My Sty"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"My Sty"

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The Lyrics

Ahhh... the good ol' batchelor daze!

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Callin' it 'unclean'
Dude, understates the scene--at my sty (my sty!)
Seems we batch'in' guys
Neglect the trash n' flies--in my sty (my sty!)

I'm stickin' to my floor
Like pit stains on a drifter
Need a Zamboni
or... King Kong's Swiffer™!
I'm tellin' you at the door
You'll be leavin' with some spores--from my sty!

Check these ads for jobs--
They've been well-thumbed by Lou Dobbs--in my sty (my sty!)
Moldrin' ancient Vogues
n' brand new Palin 'Rogues'--blight my sty (my sty!)

The--C.--D.--C.--says--"Clean--or--we'll--haunt ya'"
My--crib's--a-source--of...
Rat-borne Hanta?!
You best commence a' strollin'...
Coz dung beetles are rollin'--through my sty!

{Really Dirty Bridge}
The swine flu's spawning grounds? Right upstairs!
Now H*2*-N*2*'s breed-ing there
Should take advice from those cleaning fraus...
"Tanker truck o' bleach and Shaquille Sham Wows™"!

Lately tabloid crews
Keep oozin' from loos in my sty! (my sty!)
Coz I live near Woods
And 'razzi crave the goods on lie guys (lie guys!)
He may not reap much moral praise
Now his rep smells worse than... Billy Mays!
That fidelity pledge
Etched on Tiger's wedge plagues 'fly' guys!

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TJC--Oops! - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Forgot to paste the last verse!

For them that's filthy rich Dirty secrets are a b****--Yo, 'fly' guys So 'nasty putter' itch? Tee up the one you hitched--don't lie guy...

Old Man Ribber - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

When I asked you to write a dirty song, I think you misunderstood me! lol ;D

TJC--double Oops!! - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Then I forgot the line breaks!

For them that's filthy rich
Dirty secrets are a b****--Yo, 'fly' guys
Yer 'nasty putter' itch?
Tee up the one you hitched--don't lie guy...

Fiddlegirl - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

LOL @ Shaquille Sham Wows... "Pledge"-ing you all 5s for this little "crib" shot :)

AFW - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

You've just described my castle...good work..without housework..

Andy Primus - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Hilarious as usual although I was expecting a bit of porker pumping - fave lines strollin'/rollin'

blackjack21 - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Down 'n dirty.

TJC - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Muchas gracias guys... And--I'll try to clean up my act!

Andria - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

A good parody, and a pretty good description of my place, except without the paparazzi and tabloid "news" crews. Here's 555 gallons of Lysol to get you started with cleaning.

TT - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment

If only you had a partner to proofread your work before submitting.... and a housekeeper :) 555 from one whose shell always sparkles with Turtle Wax, of course. :-) (yeah, right)

TJC - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Ha... funny guy TT... thanks for the visit, votes and (v)oments...and that much needed bottle of LexiClean! Thanks Andria!

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