nothin you could say could make me feel ok about my thighs
a pair of hogs today is what some people say about my thighs
they're so big I'm thinkin of sellin letters
advertising space will make me feel better
it really breaks my heart,
when people pick apart my thighs

I've consulted diet monks to reduce the leggy trunks,
yeah my thighs
I've walked as faras venus, and people throw me peanuts..
it's my thighs

they're so big I'm thinkin of sellin letters
advertising space will make me feel better
it really breaks my heart,
when people pick apart my thighs

as a matter of opinion, people think they're hogs
as I walk by I can hear them snog,
as big as my waist to be exact
and when I walk I make a huge impact

they're big at the knees, cellilite and cheese, it's my thighs
it's a wraparound dress, cause my jeans arent impressed with my thighs
my thighs are famouse like the foreign legion
they have a zio code and a postal region,
but please don't every day make a bad thing
to say about my thighs

they're big at the knees, cellilite and cheese, it's my thighs
it's a wraparound dress, cause my jeans arent impressed with my thighs
my thighs are famouse like the foreign legion
they have a zio code and a postal region,
but please don't every day make a bad thing
to say about my thighs