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Song Parodies -> "My Guy (Arwen's version)"
Original Song Title:
"My Guy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mary Wells
Parody Song Title:
"My Guy (Arwen's version)"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
Arwen singing to her stubborn Dad, Elrond, regarding her determination to stick it out for her true love, Aragorn...
Nothing you can say
Can scare me away from my guy
Nothing you can do
I'll always be true to my guy
I'm sticking to my guy just like hunger to Pippin
If you think town I'm skippin' well...you be trippin'!
I'm telling you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy
No unhappy tale
Would make me wanna sail from my guy
No undying lands
Could tear away my hand from my guy
I gave my guy my word of honor
To be faithful and I'm gonna!
Just forget about me leaving
You'd best be off retrieving my guy
Well, according to his lineage he'll be the King
Just as soon as Frodo melts that dark evil ring
As a matter of taste I think he's hot
He's the one I want, if you like it or not
No Elvish migration
Can thwart my relation with my guy
And no tales of doom
Because I've saved my womb for my guy
He may not be immortal, Dad
But if you think I'm gonna leave him, too bad!
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
No Elvish migration
Can thwart my relation with my guy
And no tales of doom
Because I've saved my womb for my guy
He may not be immortal, Dad
But if you think I'm gonna leave him, too bad!
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
Can scare me away from my guy
Nothing you can do
I'll always be true to my guy
I'm sticking to my guy just like hunger to Pippin
If you think town I'm skippin' well...you be trippin'!
I'm telling you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy
No unhappy tale
Would make me wanna sail from my guy
No undying lands
Could tear away my hand from my guy
I gave my guy my word of honor
To be faithful and I'm gonna!
Just forget about me leaving
You'd best be off retrieving my guy
Well, according to his lineage he'll be the King
Just as soon as Frodo melts that dark evil ring
As a matter of taste I think he's hot
He's the one I want, if you like it or not
No Elvish migration
Can thwart my relation with my guy
And no tales of doom
Because I've saved my womb for my guy
He may not be immortal, Dad
But if you think I'm gonna leave him, too bad!
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
No Elvish migration
Can thwart my relation with my guy
And no tales of doom
Because I've saved my womb for my guy
He may not be immortal, Dad
But if you think I'm gonna leave him, too bad!
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
There's not an elf today
Who could make my heart sway from my guy
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Great job, Arwen. As I recall, part of the reason Elrond came to terms with Arwen's desire to marry Aragorn was not only because she loved Aragorn so much, but also because Aragorn was to be King - and Elrond's feeling was that if his daughter was to marry a mortal man, then such a man should be no less than a King among men. 5's
Thanks, as always, for your kind words and vote, Johnny!
All 5s Very nice job. I don't know the story you speak of...I take it it's Lord of the Ring stuff. But I DO know the song MY GUY...and your parody was dead on!
Jude...what a breath of fresh air that you'd vote without being a LOTR fan...I sometimes fear that I limit my audience with my subject matter...but I appreciate your vote! Thanks a ton!
Now...gotta read Arwen's stuff..:D This one is really good. 5's Where did it say that Aragorn was of the King's lineage? I missed that part.
Thanks Adagio! And if you'll keep it quiet, I'll admit to the fact that I just made up that King stuff to shut my Dad up...*wink*...
Really good, Arwen. The third stanza is excellent.
2nz...thanks a bunch! I'm particularly proud of the Elvish migration stanza...
She loves him!
Yes she does! Thanks, Pickle!
Wow! This one was really good! I really enjoyed every line of it. :)
Thanks, Serafina!!
arwen is a great singer!!she's the best!!
ann...how very nice! Thanks a ton!
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