Song Parodies -> "Rally With Matt G and Marjorie"

Original Song Title:

"Springtime For Hitler"

Original Performer:

Mel Brooks (The Producers)

Parody Song Title:

"Rally With Matt G and Marjorie"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

There are different versions of SFHIG in the two movies (Mostel/Lane), so this may not track specifically to the one of which you're thinking. I kind of merged the two.

--curtain--

CHORUS:
QAnon was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed some new leaders
Since that chump lost all his glory.
Who, oh who could be
As nuts as trump could be?
We looked around
And then we found
The ones for you and me:

LEAD SINGER:
So now let's
Rally with Matt G and Marjorie
Summertime's racist romance.
They think they're part of a master race;
In truth they are just a basket case.

CHORUS:
Spring Fling with Matt G and Marjorie
They share our same point of view:
'Welcome to all' is their story
Unless you are black brown or Jew.

-- chorus dances --

DANCER:
Matt's a pig - you can't disguise it
Can't get laid unless he buys it
ANOTHER DANCER:
Texans used to dance the two-step
Now they're tapping out the goose-step

--gun noises--
-- chorus dances --

LEAD SINGER:
Gaetz and trump’s in perfect harmony
Stupid? No one’s as thick as.
She's got more guns than an armory;
Their t-shirts all have swastikas.

CHORUS: (builds to big finish)
Rally with Matt G and Marjorie
Buy tickets up in advance.
They make sure guns are had easily
LEAD SINGER:
Just as easy to get
CHORUS:
As easy to get
Just as easy to get
In her pants.

--gun/bomb noises--
-- chorus dances off --

--curtain--

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CML - June 07, 2021 - Report this comment

This is rrally good. OS is perfect vehicle for satire. Im going to have to respond in kind

John Dacey - June 07, 2021 - Report this comment

@CML: Thank you. The OS makes a terrific foil so I encourage you to make good on your threat to respond. Do your worst. Really. Literally. Your worst.

Michael Pacholek - June 07, 2021 - Report this comment

Not my favorite MTG parody if the day, but deserves a better rating. And THEY call US weak and snowflakes?

Phil Alexander - June 07, 2021 - Report this comment

The biggest snowflake at the moment is the incumbent of Mar a Lago: I've never heard anyone whinge so much

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