It's a sweet ride with Donkey Kong pondering about life,
As he hears ol' Funky Kong wanting to take a dive, and it'd be funky,
As long as these two Kongs go take a cruise.
He'll take ol' Diddy Kong on a barrel,
And surf while he sings his Funky Kong blues.

He's the owner of his flights, Funky is the name.
He even hosts Donkey Kong and Diddy, the fishing mini-game.
Which would feel so funky, cause he has always gone fishing with his crew.
He'll take ol' Kiddy Kong to fishing,
And sing a little bit of his Funky Kong blues.

He likes to live on this island, where the Kongs hop around.
He's gonna build a good Jumbo Barrel, and fix his plane that has just crashed down.
And he'll get funky.
He's got a Motor Boat, the thing that Kongs may use.
He will take the little Kongs on a travel.
And play a bit of his Funky Kong blues.
Here comes ol' Funky Kong.

Well, hey, hey, Funky Kong, Funky Kong, you see.
You've been driving on that mountain into Mario Kart Wii.
And man, that's funky, as long as those two Kongs take a little cruise.
You'll take Diddy and Donkey Kong driving,
And sing a little bit of your Funky Kong blues.
This song is for Funky Kong.