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Song Parodies -> "Do You F@#%in' Hear Me? (The Rod Blagojevich Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"Do You F@#%in' Hear Me? (The Rod Blagojevich Song)"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Both Governor Blagojevich and Rahm Emanuel have famously dirty mouths. I dedicate this song to them.
Said Blagojevich to the little Rahm
Do you clear what I clear?
Couple hundred G’s, little Rahm
Do you clear what I clear?
A Senate seat,
Over in D.C.
If you grease my palm it could be
Yours for just a small effin' fee
Said the little Rahm to the Jackson boy
F@#%in' hear what I heard?
If you’re int’rested, Jackson boy
F@#%in' hear what I heard?
A spot, a spot,
On the Senate floor
It’s a kick-ass job, could be yours,
It’s a kick-ass job, could be yours
Said Blagojevich to the FBI
Do you know what I know?
F@#% Barack, wire-wearing guy
Do you know what I know?
My wife, my wife
Wants a f@#%in' job
Get it done, it’s your f@#%in' prob,
Get it done, it’s your f@#%in' prob
Said the Patrick Fitzgerald to the press
Listen to what I say!
Here’s red meat, people of the press
Listen to what I say!
The trial, the trial,
Watch it ev’ry night
It will bring us goodness and light,
It will bring us goodness and light!
Do you clear what I clear?
Couple hundred G’s, little Rahm
Do you clear what I clear?
A Senate seat,
Over in D.C.
If you grease my palm it could be
Yours for just a small effin' fee
Said the little Rahm to the Jackson boy
F@#%in' hear what I heard?
If you’re int’rested, Jackson boy
F@#%in' hear what I heard?
A spot, a spot,
On the Senate floor
It’s a kick-ass job, could be yours,
It’s a kick-ass job, could be yours
Said Blagojevich to the FBI
Do you know what I know?
F@#% Barack, wire-wearing guy
Do you know what I know?
My wife, my wife
Wants a f@#%in' job
Get it done, it’s your f@#%in' prob,
Get it done, it’s your f@#%in' prob
Said the Patrick Fitzgerald to the press
Listen to what I say!
Here’s red meat, people of the press
Listen to what I say!
The trial, the trial,
Watch it ev’ry night
It will bring us goodness and light,
It will bring us goodness and light!
©Bob F. Gomez 2008
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Very funny! Destroyed the pacing on the last verse, but it's Christmastime, I'll be generous. Security 92K, which is probably what the G-Rod's asking price was.
555 - still laughing. Great write!
LMFAO'd at your parody. I can't stop laughing now! I split my sides at your song. 555. I second to what Timmy said-still laughing!!!
I agree with the above three comments wholeheartedly. I hope that that Blagojevich gets locked up for a long time and gets banned for life from politics. 5s.
Thank you, Agri, Timmy, Christie and Andria. Blagojevich is the fourth of the last eight Illinois governors who is going away. According to Newsweek, he could end up in a cell with a former political rival! Politics does make strange bedfellows, eh?
How do I hear the song Do you F@#%in' Hear me?
I like the lyrics but cannot figure out how to play the song. Thanks
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