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Song Parodies -> "Must Be Jigsaw"
Original Song Title:
"Must Be Santa"
Original Performer:
Mitch Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Must Be Jigsaw"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Back again are my Halloween Carols! I have a bunch of them planned and here is the first one to kick it off! Based on the "Saw" franchise.
Who's big bear trap will take your life?
Jigsaw's big bear trap will take your life
Makes you chop your leg off with a knife
Jigsaw makes you chop your leg off with a knife
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Locks you up in a warehouse shed
Jigsaw locks you up in a warehouse shed
Pumps in poison gas till you're dead
Jigsaw pumps in poison gas till you're dead
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Who makes a maze that's really gross?
Jigsaw makes a maze that's really gross
Helped by Amanda the crack ho
Jigsaw's helped by Amanda the crack ho
The crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Who spells your doom if you're a pain?
Jigsaw spells your doom if you're a pain
Who has a twisted messed up brain?
Jigsaw has a twisted messed up brain
Messed up brain
You're a pain
The crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Slasher, Gangster
Cancer Victim
Hostage Humans
Can't outwit him
Slasher, Gangster
Cancer Victim
Hostage Humans
Can't outwit him
Messed up brain
You're a pain
A crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Jigsaw's big bear trap will take your life
Makes you chop your leg off with a knife
Jigsaw makes you chop your leg off with a knife
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Locks you up in a warehouse shed
Jigsaw locks you up in a warehouse shed
Pumps in poison gas till you're dead
Jigsaw pumps in poison gas till you're dead
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Who makes a maze that's really gross?
Jigsaw makes a maze that's really gross
Helped by Amanda the crack ho
Jigsaw's helped by Amanda the crack ho
The crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Who spells your doom if you're a pain?
Jigsaw spells your doom if you're a pain
Who has a twisted messed up brain?
Jigsaw has a twisted messed up brain
Messed up brain
You're a pain
The crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Slasher, Gangster
Cancer Victim
Hostage Humans
Can't outwit him
Slasher, Gangster
Cancer Victim
Hostage Humans
Can't outwit him
Messed up brain
You're a pain
A crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!
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This puzzles me
Wasn't it "Saw" that originated the torture porn genre? 555 ingenious way of slaying victims!
funny
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