she seemed...my my...oh so dumb
people tease me now...i stay mum
wearin' that weird hat...no way, a catch
she ate just what she chose and it made her way too fat
famous, this girl, as my biggest fling
had me wrapped around her finger and everything

she's disheveled in her blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
disheveled with her blue dress, splotched
disheveled in her blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
disheveled with her blue dress, splotched

oval office room, where she arrived
couldn't be detected...by my wife
wasn't a fool...sneaked her in on the sly
she gave good lovin' to this presidential guy
though not skinny, but rather fat
she's a good hum giver...and i like it like that

she's disheveled in her blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
disheveled with her blue dress, splotched
disheveled in her blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
disheveled with her blue dress, splotched

so frisky, lewinsky...you came when i called
so frisky, lewinsky...you came when i called
we got rockin' and rollin'...right against my office wall

twas my girly every morning...but we kept it out of sight
she thought maybe she could rock me in the white house some night
so frisky, lewinsky...you came when i called
we got rockin' and rollin'...right against my office wall

me, me...my my...that was dumb
i'm been busted now...i'm so glum
wearin' the horned hat...i itched my scratch
got the mad wife blues...least she didn't leave me flat
what in the world...did this dalliance bring ?
wasn't something meant to linger...nah, twas just a fling
she's disheveled in her blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
disheveled with her blue dress, splotched
disheveled in her blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
disheveled with her blue dress, splotched