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Song Parodies -> "Got Himself Completely Conned"
Original Song Title:
"Devil With A Blue Dress On"
Original Performer:
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels
Parody Song Title:
"Got Himself Completely Conned"
Parody Written by:
giblet o'sarcasm
The Lyrics
A 'tribute' to Rick Santorum, the reality-challenged former Pennsylvania Senator, and current GOP presidential candidate, who actually seems to believe the nonsense that comes out of his mouth
INSTRUMENTAL INTRO
CHORUS:
Got himself completely, so completely
Got himself completely conned
Got himself completely, so completely
Got himself completely conned
Rick Santorum sure sounds dumb
Every time it's his podium
Wearin' some slacks and his trademark vest
But his choice of words never seems to be the best
Puttin' his foot always in his mouth
In a general election, drive his chances south
CHORUS: REPEAT
So theocratic in his view and plan
Contraception he would love to ban
He doesn't mind income inequality
But says "I don't want blacks to take mine from me"
Way too far right, he's too extreme
Only his supporters like him that way, it seems
CHORUS: REPEAT
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE
Oh, really, O'Reilly
Your speeches appall
Oh, really, O'Reilly
Your speeches appall
When you're ranting and a-raving
We can't hear the truth at all
From the time you wake each morning till you go to bed at night
You're making up more nonsense to inflame the far right
Oh, really, O'Reilly
Your speeches appall
When you're ranting and a-raving
We can't hear the truth at all
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE
Rick Santorum sure sounds dumb
Every time it's his podium
Wearin' some slacks and his trademark vest
Still his choice of words never seems to be the best
Puttin' his foot always in his mouth
In a general election drive his chances south
CHORUS: REPEAT
Got himself completely, so completely
Got himself completely conned
CHORUS:
Got himself completely, so completely
Got himself completely conned
Got himself completely, so completely
Got himself completely conned
Rick Santorum sure sounds dumb
Every time it's his podium
Wearin' some slacks and his trademark vest
But his choice of words never seems to be the best
Puttin' his foot always in his mouth
In a general election, drive his chances south
CHORUS: REPEAT
So theocratic in his view and plan
Contraception he would love to ban
He doesn't mind income inequality
But says "I don't want blacks to take mine from me"
Way too far right, he's too extreme
Only his supporters like him that way, it seems
CHORUS: REPEAT
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE
Oh, really, O'Reilly
Your speeches appall
Oh, really, O'Reilly
Your speeches appall
When you're ranting and a-raving
We can't hear the truth at all
From the time you wake each morning till you go to bed at night
You're making up more nonsense to inflame the far right
Oh, really, O'Reilly
Your speeches appall
When you're ranting and a-raving
We can't hear the truth at all
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE
Rick Santorum sure sounds dumb
Every time it's his podium
Wearin' some slacks and his trademark vest
Still his choice of words never seems to be the best
Puttin' his foot always in his mouth
In a general election drive his chances south
CHORUS: REPEAT
Got himself completely, so completely
Got himself completely conned
Copyright 2012 Giblet O'Sarcasm
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