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Song Parodies -> "Peasant Valet Parking"
Original Song Title:
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Peasant Valet Parking"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I haven't gone away, I just moved to my swingin' bachelor pad in the Santa Cruz mountains.
The local restaurant down the street
Is trying hard to be upscale
They've snared a trade, got goons for hire
To work in front, fresh out of jail
They've gone for peasant valet parking
Rubber burning everywhere
Rows of autos in a tiny lot
Just let them if you dare
See Mr. Gray he's gonna pay
Because he just bought a HumVee
And there's no spot out on the lot
Where it won't squeeze with inches three
Welcome to peasant valet parking
Here where one scratch costs a grand
Poor guys complain about how hard life is
When the language don't understand
Who thought up this scam?
Toss dollars in the can
You give your keys up willingly
Park a block away
You can walk there today
Don't take a chance, your SUV
Look at the stupid valet parking
Rubber burning everywhere
Eat where there's stupid valet parking
A trade I just don't understand
Is trying hard to be upscale
They've snared a trade, got goons for hire
To work in front, fresh out of jail
They've gone for peasant valet parking
Rubber burning everywhere
Rows of autos in a tiny lot
Just let them if you dare
See Mr. Gray he's gonna pay
Because he just bought a HumVee
And there's no spot out on the lot
Where it won't squeeze with inches three
Welcome to peasant valet parking
Here where one scratch costs a grand
Poor guys complain about how hard life is
When the language don't understand
Who thought up this scam?
Toss dollars in the can
You give your keys up willingly
Park a block away
You can walk there today
Don't take a chance, your SUV
Look at the stupid valet parking
Rubber burning everywhere
Eat where there's stupid valet parking
A trade I just don't understand
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Maybe you should've given them a finsky to watch your car. Worked SO well for Ferris Bueller! If you need a five, here's one.
lol while I'm singing
Good piece, Rick...Santa Cruz mountains, eh? Whatta Wiiiilldd & Craaa-zzy Guy now, weeth thee sweengeeng bachelor pad een Santa Cruuze Mountains...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
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