-> "Fretless You’ll Shoo Curse From Mind"
Original Song Title:
"Get Me To The Church On Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fretless You’ll Shoo Curse From Mind"
Parody Written by:
S. Chatology
The Lyrics
We’ll have to carry on with mourning
For four long years of soaring crime
Get an eyedropper rigged for a popper
And wrest it into your mainline
First fill it chockful up with morphine
Juice-pump till you have cooked your mind
Then you’ll be blissing though off we’ll be kissing
Liberty for perhaps all time
We’ll have fascism for at least four;
But don’t be whipsawed when the Reich commands “More”!
You will fret less while you are mourning
Because you’ll have a morphined mind
To not be grumping, just keep the juice pumping
Fret less about the term, forget the Turd’s term
Be less bogged down worrying ’bout Turd’s crimes
You’ll be less harried with the mourning
You’re able to erase from mind
Convicted rapist and lifelong racist
Will be blurred by the anodyne
There’ll be less crying if you have rounds
Of happy juice, then you’ll be way less down
When you’re watching the news in the morning
After your juice, you’re gonna find
You’ll go less barmy when you watch the army
Doing the dirty work ordered by Vlad’s clerk
The wasting of citizens for petty crimes
Drugged be, or ail spree, mind-slug or -snail be
Forgetting all the worst, such as US cursed
We’re con-led by a con bred to do crime
Failing, our country, but you’ll feel quite comfy
Because you’ve got your works ready to disperse
The sop savior coursing up your mainline
Another way to lessen mourning
Go grab yourself a gat that shines
There’s no more ailing if nerves ain’t failing
Hand steady as a birch, do not let it lurch
Breathe deep, pull, Turd Reich curse gone for all time
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