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Song Parodies -> "These Boobs Ain't Made For Gawkin'"
Original Song Title:
"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"These Boobs Ain't Made For Gawkin'"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
you keep starin'...you want something from me ?
something shaped liked bulbs ?...best confess
your neck's a-stretchin' where it shouldn't be a-stretchin'...yeah
you're something else....you're leerin' at my breasts
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you
you keep eyein'...when you shouldn't be viewin'
you keep lookin'...when you oughta resist
you keep aimin'...and your eyeballs are flamin'
my top is tight...and this ain't no light set
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you
you keep sayin'...you like what i'm displayin'
and you're unblinkin'...the gaze, you lie on me, burns...ow !
well...i just bought me a brand new bra...its strapless...yeah
don't get too close...your passes will be spurned
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you
are you ready, boobs ?...start gawkin'
something shaped liked bulbs ?...best confess
your neck's a-stretchin' where it shouldn't be a-stretchin'...yeah
you're something else....you're leerin' at my breasts
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you
you keep eyein'...when you shouldn't be viewin'
you keep lookin'...when you oughta resist
you keep aimin'...and your eyeballs are flamin'
my top is tight...and this ain't no light set
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you
you keep sayin'...you like what i'm displayin'
and you're unblinkin'...the gaze, you lie on me, burns...ow !
well...i just bought me a brand new bra...its strapless...yeah
don't get too close...your passes will be spurned
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you
are you ready, boobs ?...start gawkin'
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So well said; you've captured the feelings of women everywhere, I think. We got boobs, we try to cover em up, mash em down, whatever, like it's some big awful thing that they're hangin' there.
as Steve Martin says: "Thank God I don't have boobs - I'd just sit at home all day playing with them" - perfectly paced and hilarious, alvin - btw, yes, the only reason I stare at them is to see if one day they WILL gawk back at me - 555
Good work here, alvin...altho, I slightly disagree with your philosophy...I think boobs are made for gawkin, at..especially those, siliconed..
Wonderfully uplifting and inspiring. 5's
Thank you, alvin...I needed a little humorous "lift" today. Hmmm...from AFW's response it looks like we might need a "GAWK" and "DON"T GAWK" signal installed on this "stretch" of the highway...
I fear that one day soon we'll have genetic engineering that allows women to have eyes just above their nipples, unless Mother Nature takes care of that herself so to able them to keep watching their babies while they (don't have to stop to) yap with each other. The(ir) phrase "Look me in the eyes!" will be less effective that day though. 8-P
This is the version which Jessica Simpson should have performed.
Alvin: Your cups runneth over with fives. Royce: Your words, not mine. Peter: Might you be related to Pamela Anderson? Wait, only one S. Oh well. Steve: And she would've said, "Nancy who?" You know, Frank's daughter. "Frank who?"
thanks royce stuart AFW tim paul peter steve and michael
Breast parody I've read today!
Definitely falls into the "parodies I wish I'd thought of first" category! Love it! This is certain to be a very strong contender for SOTM, if you enter it in the July round!
Very funny! 5's
Alvin, this parody truly lifts and separates us from the mundance. Thanks for the mammaries! 555
Yeah, "mundance." Try "mundane." GEEZ! Wouldja believe I actually typed that correction with an extra "C" again? I had to space back and correct it! I guess all this parody needed was a nice pair of "C's" to make it perk up! I stop now. :D
Well, Pooch, as Van Morrison might say, it's a marvelous night for a mundance.
There was an episode of Saturday Night Live in the Eighties that showed a skit in which there was a planet that had nothing but women on it. All of them had eyes on their breasts!
A great song. I like it. I could use it as a follow up to my Achy Fakey Bra on my stage show - the Busty Brasierri EE Cup Show. May I use it??? email me at bustybrasierri@spiderweb.com.au PLEASE???
I had this flash of brilliance on the train this morning to do a parody called "These boobs ARE made for gawkin'"... I had a suspicion it might be wise to check if it had already been done first. I wasn't really surprised ! Rats ! But great job Alvin !
thanks all
Yeah, . . . . these B's are made for gawkin', if that's all a Cowboy will do . . . Spurn his paws, but watch his drawers !
thanks LittleBusyB...lol
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