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Song Parodies -> "Kangaroo Poo (paper)"
Original Song Title:
"Somethin' Stupid"
Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra/Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Kangaroo Poo (paper)"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
Johnny D challenged Aussies to comment on Australia's new invention, paper (including toilet paper no doubt) made from kangaroo faeces.........................(link to the news story at the bottom)
I travel all the time and I have used a wide vari-ety of lava-tor-ies
but even in the great ones there is nil to separ-ate one from the other to me
I've wiped my bum on toilet paper from a wonderful array of new loos
but only in Australi-a is toilet paper made from kangaroo-poos
It's such a small deta-il - but I checked airlines' ava-il - able new schedules
I had to spend more time in that brown land so open-minded ‘bout marsu-pials
I quit my job, I tossed my keys, yet no-one thought this lunacy was going to last
but they'd no clue how satisfying kangaroo-poo paper feels - against my ass
The brownish hue and grassy feel just contribute to these ass-sealing loo-tools
coz only in Australi-a is toilet paper made from kangaroo-poos
And though I now live here, and I am lonely, bored, and feel a little blue too
I'm here to stay because I cannot give away the soft texture of roo poo
of roo poo
of roo poo
of roo poo
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050215/ap_on_fe_st/manure_paper_1
but even in the great ones there is nil to separ-ate one from the other to me
I've wiped my bum on toilet paper from a wonderful array of new loos
but only in Australi-a is toilet paper made from kangaroo-poos
It's such a small deta-il - but I checked airlines' ava-il - able new schedules
I had to spend more time in that brown land so open-minded ‘bout marsu-pials
I quit my job, I tossed my keys, yet no-one thought this lunacy was going to last
but they'd no clue how satisfying kangaroo-poo paper feels - against my ass
The brownish hue and grassy feel just contribute to these ass-sealing loo-tools
coz only in Australi-a is toilet paper made from kangaroo-poos
And though I now live here, and I am lonely, bored, and feel a little blue too
I'm here to stay because I cannot give away the soft texture of roo poo
of roo poo
of roo poo
of roo poo
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050215/ap_on_fe_st/manure_paper_1
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050215/ap_on_fe_st/manure_paper_1
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What if they start printing Australian currency on roo-poo-paper? Great job, Stu!
wonderful wordplay....definitely a unique parody, to be sure...5s
Well, I see some bloke just had to go #1 on ya, mate. I give you high marks just for the unusual subject matter.
Hilarious Stuart! (shall we now have to give you the moniker "Roo Poo Stu"?)
Say there, Meriadoc mate, how'dja like t'try my "Roo Poo Stew" ? It's hoppin' good!
I don't like this one, matey.
thanks Johnny - it was ALL your fault
thanks alvin
thanks Poo-Police for the 1s :-)
thanks Steve - unusual AND factual
thanks Merry - yours yesterday and mine today share similarities, and not just the letters r.o.o.
thanks Wallaby (I think I know you)
sorry Icky, and I fully understand - bit that way myself
thanks alvin
thanks Poo-Police for the 1s :-)
thanks Steve - unusual AND factual
thanks Merry - yours yesterday and mine today share similarities, and not just the letters r.o.o.
thanks Wallaby (I think I know you)
sorry Icky, and I fully understand - bit that way myself
LOL! Awesome parody, I won't even bother trying to finish the crappy one I started, as this is far more crappier! Well done!
thanks Luke - that makes me the only crapper in the village - (I know you know where that's from)
Stories like this make me wonder why I ever left..:-) Great "jobbie" Stu..555
yep, Kristof, in fact I feel like one RIGHT now....
a VB of course - what did you think I meant?
a VB of course - what did you think I meant?
There was another stupid comment on here from an entity that shall remain nameless (suffice to say that his/her initials stand for Plainly Lunkheaded), about poo. Comments like that will be hunted down and destroyed.
PP Long Sticking, go smoke some marijuanica.
Stuart McArthur, this comment is directed to you and you only. Thank you, Stuart, for composing and posting such a brilliantly witty poo-parody. Stuart, I personally appreciate your work; thank you.
You're not welcome.
Hey PP: Go stick your head in a bucket of ...SHAVING CREAM!
hmm, first time I've ever had one of my threads hijacked - fascinating - please continue....(PS: please note I've never posted under "Stu McArthur" on AmIright)
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(ABC05)Funny song for a funny idea. I can't vouch for the pacing, haven't heard the song in a long while, but a great parody!
(ABC) See above, wipe below, hop hop hop
ABC... ROO-POO? LMAO!! What'll they think of next???
ABC: Looks like you were up to the challenge here, great job!
(ABC05) "Roo-poo" LOL. Maybe this could be remade to David Bowie's "Dance Magic(Labrynth)". Wiping your rear with recycled poo? I'll pass. 555
(ABC-K) I think recycling is good, but this might be a little much.
DKTOS but just saying roo poo makes me laugh!
Better late than never I found this Stu ! Good work, you have inspired me to give it a go :)
what? kangaroo-poo toilet-paper?........(p)ouch!
thanks Pippin :-)
thanks Pippin :-)
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