Remember when I ran for presi-
dent, 2004 it was, but I withdrew
'Cuz it was too much work?

Well--

I'm back again and now my polls go up
And up and up and people think
I've gone completely out of my mind.

And...

They're going to make me a meme, ha-haaa!
They're going to make me a meme,
It's huge, it's great, ha ha,

On a Twitter feed, where I'm phenomenal all the time
And I'll be pursing my lips with my perfect
Hair like an onion bun and
They're going to make me a meme, ha-haaa!

You thought I was a joke and so you
Laughed when on TV I said that
Mexicans are out to rape our kids--

Right?

But then I said that I assume
That some of them are decent folk
But hey, I'll build a wall and make them pay!

And...

They're going to nominate me, ha-haaa!
They're going to nominate me, The Donald, me, ha ha,
A Republican, with great credentials and tons of cash,

The women love me, Hispanics, too,
And even Neil Young (he's weird) but
They're going to nominate me, ha-haaa!

I built a tower, I rent my name,
And now I have to fly around
And talk to all these Bible-thumping hicks?

Huh?

Well, fine, I'll wave my good book in
The air and say I love to shoot my guns
And Jeb is nice but he's a Bush!

And--

They're donating to my campaign, dot com,
They're donating to my campaign, ho ho, to me, dot com,
To the super PAC's, my wife is beautiful all the time!

And I'll be hiring Apprentice types
So China can suck my balls and
They're donating to my campaign, dot com!

In America the politicians are stupid jerks
And total losers who don't do squat!
Our government doesn't work and
We're making America great again!

So to Fox and friends,
And Megan Kelly with bleeding eyes,
Whatever, Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, too
In pathetic suits and
They're focusing on my campaign!