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Song Parodies -> "Bloviation"
Original Song Title:
"Fascination"
Original Performer:
Nat King Cole
Parody Song Title:
"Bloviation"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
This is one of the comments about a previous parody I wrote, "Immigration": "The countries the 9/11 hijackers came from weren't destabilized, war-torn, failed states. No direct comparison is justified. That was then, this is now and all seven are disasters and terrorist havens or training bases. Liberals, get your heads out of your asses! Pakistan isn't included because even at a low level, they do try to fight terror, so does Turkey. Use your friggin' brains once in a while." This is pretty laughable coming from someone who used the name "Not brainwashed". Obviously thin-skinned like his leader. If you don't want me to write parodies about DT, tell him to start acting like an adult.
Bloviation by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
It is bloviation, I know,
That is how my photo-ops go.
Sign yet another EO, and then another,
Fire anyone who disagrees with me, and so . . .
It is fabrication, they say,
In the flimsiest possible way,
Of my politics concerning terrorists.
We will ban and deport and export them every day.
Oh, the lamentations, they’ll cry,
But they’re weak, believe me, and here’s why:
Because they’re not strong, weakness all along,
And that’s why they’re weak and I’m strong, now good-bye.
It is bloviation, I know,
That is how my photo-ops go.
Sign yet another EO, and then another,
Fire anyone who disagrees with me, and so . . .
It is fabrication, they say,
In the flimsiest possible way,
Of my politics concerning terrorists.
We will ban and deport and export them every day.
Oh, the lamentations, they’ll cry,
But they’re weak, believe me, and here’s why:
Because they’re not strong, weakness all along,
And that’s why they’re weak and I’m strong, now good-bye.
Copyright 2017 by Jeffrey Moran
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