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Song Parodies -> "(Flatulent Batman) Fartman"

Original Song Title:

"Batman 1966 TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Neal Hefti

Parody Song Title:

"(Flatulent Batman) Fartman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In the original animated intro there was a pattern of Batman repeats (3-4x 3 and then a final 3-4-3) ending in Da, da, da, da, da,... In between were action sequence word bubbles. I have substituted fart sounds and comments for them. Enjoy.
Fartman, Fartman, Fartman
Fartman, Fartman, Fartman, Fartman

BAMM! POP! SQUEEZE! CRAP! BRRRRRT!

Fartman, Fartman, Fartman
Fartman, Fartman, Fartman, Fartman

WHAM! OH GOD! SSSS! HOT ONE!

Fartman, Fartman, Fartman
Fartman, Fartman, Fartman, Fartman

PLOP! STINK BOMB! SWAMP GASSS...

Fartman, Fartman, Fartman
Fartman, Fartman, Fartman, Fartman
Fartman, Fartman, Fartman

[Rude Boy]
Pfffff...

[Fartman]
Rude Boy, are you Gay???

Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, gassed them!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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Jonathan - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
whatta gas! 545
Burt - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Batastic! Letting loose some fives!
Retarded Pre-Schoolers of America - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
We are all proud of you, Rob, for this magnificent achievement in the parodic arts. Poopy ka-ka doc-doo!
Rob Arndt - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Everyone writes toilet humor once in a while. What baffles me are the ratings. People generally love this sh-t (pun intended)!
Paul - March 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Didn't Batman use (no pun intended) "batgas" in the original series?

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