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Song Parodies -> "Girl, You'll Be a Dummy Soon"
Original Song Title:
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Girl, You'll Be a Dummy Soon"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Why are girls so brilliant when they're young and then....Wham!
Knew you so long when you were so smart
You aced all your tests and such a self-starter
Now where's your mind?
You now don't get tired of hogging the phone and
You act dumber than I've ever known
Like you've gone blind
Just like a horse's behind
"I dunno"
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Big change will occur
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Now a teenager
I thought I understood, and so did your moms
But what you're sayin' girl, is causing us qualms
Your brain's no good
Well, you finally found all the boys in your school
Just don't like 'em smart so you play the fool
Head of wood
Baby, wish I understood
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Big change will occur
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Now a teenager
You aced all your tests and such a self-starter
Now where's your mind?
You now don't get tired of hogging the phone and
You act dumber than I've ever known
Like you've gone blind
Just like a horse's behind
"I dunno"
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Big change will occur
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Now a teenager
I thought I understood, and so did your moms
But what you're sayin' girl, is causing us qualms
Your brain's no good
Well, you finally found all the boys in your school
Just don't like 'em smart so you play the fool
Head of wood
Baby, wish I understood
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Big change will occur
Girl, you'll be a dummy soon
Now a teenager
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Rick, just think of how unfair things would be if girls didn't discover boys...nature's way of leveling the playing field...5's ~ ~ ~
Whoa! Treading on some shaky ground there, Rick! Fine, fine parody nonetheless...555
easy there Rick. Just as some women get dumber as they grow older, there is the flip side of the coin. Some women get smarter ast they get older, just as some men get dumber when they get older and some men get smarter as they get older. 555 on the parody though.
I'm about 2-3 years behind you here, Rick (my girl's nearly 11) so I heed your warning - 555
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