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Song Parodies -> "Sanitary Plan"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Sanitary Plan"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
a plunger was fine till I found one to plug up
my whole ring, a big brown thing
something was wrong, then I got me a coiled one,
coiled ring.. rooter thing
don't know if it will, but until I can write one
a plan to fulfill what I need in the white one
I'll make up a plan
sanitary plan
sanitary plan
I've had it to here wearing gloves on my fingers
torn by rings, disgusting things
I know it's been done wearing suits made or rubber
on my hands, over glands
don't know if it will, but until I can write one
a plan to fulfill what I need in the white one
I'll make up a plan
sanitary plan
sanitary plan
don't know if it will, but until I can write one
a plan to fulfill what I need in the white one
I'll make up a plan
sanitary plan
sanitary plan
my whole ring, a big brown thing
something was wrong, then I got me a coiled one,
coiled ring.. rooter thing
don't know if it will, but until I can write one
a plan to fulfill what I need in the white one
I'll make up a plan
sanitary plan
sanitary plan
I've had it to here wearing gloves on my fingers
torn by rings, disgusting things
I know it's been done wearing suits made or rubber
on my hands, over glands
don't know if it will, but until I can write one
a plan to fulfill what I need in the white one
I'll make up a plan
sanitary plan
sanitary plan
don't know if it will, but until I can write one
a plan to fulfill what I need in the white one
I'll make up a plan
sanitary plan
sanitary plan
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