barry's chubby
yes...what a gut
ah, his weight's outta sight, yeah
homers, clubs he
yes, yes he does
but his output's been slight, yeah

you got that way from usin'...barry
you got that way abusin'
there ain't no way excusin'
you got that way from usin'

but there's trauma, man...he can't last long
he's got aaron's stats to catch up on
mmm, you know...you know its dismayin'
can't stand up...but the moron keeps playin'

you ain't got no right
no, no you don't
ah, your trainer's providin'
alibi's tight ?
no, hold, it won't
gonna find what you're hidin'

you got that way from usin'...barry
you got that way abusin'
there ain't no way excusin'
you got that way from usin'

no, the hall of fame, he won't go to
hell, he won't get all of the votes to
ah, those steroids make him get gloomy
just the same, his muscles get roomy

you got that way from usin'...barry
you got that way abusin'
there ain't no way excusin'
you got that way from usin'