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Song Parodies -> "Teen Caroline"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Caroline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Teen Caroline"
Parody Written by:
Alan Hochbaum
The Lyrics
Where on the map
Was your brain bravely goin’
And did it take some thoughts along
Didn’t it sting
Your answer was quite a bummer
You went and got everything wrong
Maps, the Iraq,
Check one out
Use the key
Use a clue
Teen Caroline
Were you 5 when you first stood?
You’re just behind
But I think that it’s for good
But now I
Think of that night
And you don’t seem so dopey
But can you even spell IQ?
You’re not alert
Lerts all live somewhere colder
At least that’s what your mom told you
Mom, Pageant Mom
Trailer Mom
Family
Unforked Tree
Teen Caroline
Is your head made out of wood
You blew our minds
You were barely understood
Oh, no no
Teen Caroline
Was the talk show circuit good?
You couldn’t find
Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood
Teen Caroline…
Was your brain bravely goin’
And did it take some thoughts along
Didn’t it sting
Your answer was quite a bummer
You went and got everything wrong
Maps, the Iraq,
Check one out
Use the key
Use a clue
Teen Caroline
Were you 5 when you first stood?
You’re just behind
But I think that it’s for good
But now I
Think of that night
And you don’t seem so dopey
But can you even spell IQ?
You’re not alert
Lerts all live somewhere colder
At least that’s what your mom told you
Mom, Pageant Mom
Trailer Mom
Family
Unforked Tree
Teen Caroline
Is your head made out of wood
You blew our minds
You were barely understood
Oh, no no
Teen Caroline
Was the talk show circuit good?
You couldn’t find
Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood
Teen Caroline…
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Aw, leave the poor girl alone. It's not her fault they sent her to the Dan Quayle School for Public Speaking. 555
This was good and original. So many of the parodies of her are so obvious in their use of the words she used. And i personally believe...that some people don't have words...so we need to help bananas and the Iraq in their future for US Americans.
Well, I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. . . Best line was "Can you even spell IQ". . .classic.
funny
I'm down with Miss Hot's thoughts on this one... funny and when its harsh, its in a clever way... fav? "unforked family tree" Ha!
A beauty.
Great job, Alan. Glad you were inspired. ;)
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