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Song Parodies -> "Missionary Man"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Missionary Man"
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
A mildly risque parody of Neil Diamond's "Solitary Man"
"Missionary Man"
Melinda declined, didn’t find it erotic.
She felt strong, it was wrong.
Then there was Sue, who said “Eww! You’re psychotic,
and, I think, need a shrink!”
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “Have your way from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)
I get so bummed, it’s humdrum doin’ one thing
the same way, ev’ry day.
Once in a while doggie style is a fun thing
for a change, it’s not too strange.
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “Have your way from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “It’s OK from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)
Melinda declined, didn’t find it erotic.
She felt strong, it was wrong.
Then there was Sue, who said “Eww! You’re psychotic,
and, I think, need a shrink!”
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “Have your way from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)
I get so bummed, it’s humdrum doin’ one thing
the same way, ev’ry day.
Once in a while doggie style is a fun thing
for a change, it’s not too strange.
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “Have your way from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “It’s OK from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)
What part of "missionary" don't you understand? :-) © Stan Hall
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Good song, but quit your complaining. A lot of us don't even have girlfriends, and so are not in position to do it that way.
very clever...i like your style...lol
That's what I call a man on a mission....fine parody work, here
LOL - you wanna be her Back Door Stan?
Meriadoc -- Your comment just screams for some riposte involving WiIlie Dixon, who wrote "Back Door Man." :-)
Oops ... sorry, Meriadoc, replying above I accidentally filled in the security code in the "Your Name" space. D'oh! :-)
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is Stan Hall's way". I accept! Good job, Stan. I hope, unlike the song, it isn't over so quickly...
This parody would get air-play on FM station W-O-O-F.
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