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Song Parodies -> "Free Credit Report: Neil Diamond"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Free Credit Report: Neil Diamond"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

Where it began?
Where I began to owing?
Don't know, but now I'm owing strong.
Was in the spring
and spring became a bummer.
Debt I rang up has grown so long.

Man...
calling phone...
reaching out...
touching me...
takes my cash!

Grief credit line!
Good times never seemed so far!
I've been inclined
to believe they'd tow my car.
And
now
they...

Look at my place
and it don't seem so lively.
Repossessed all my purchased stuff.

I know it hurts
when they tap on my shoulder.
I wonder when they have had enough?

Storm...
through the house...
reaching out...
taking stuff...
gifts from you!

Grief credit line!
Good times never seemed so far!
I've been inclined
to believe they'd tow my car.
Oh, no, no...

(instrumental break)

Grief credit line!
Good times never seemed so far!
Grief credit line!
I believe they've towed my car!

Grief credit line!
Good times never seemed so far!
Grief credit line!
I believe they've towed my car!

Grief credit line!
Good times never seemed so far!
Grief credit line!
I believe they've towed my car!

(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
they should hire you to do their ads
Invisible Boy - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny idea Michael.
I wonder if you crindge whenever you hear this OS ? ;-)
AFW - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very humorous, and perfectly paced
Stan Hall - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
MP, Ol' Man
you got the 5s a-flowing
so here're three I'm owing
... :-)
Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I-Boy: No, but I do wonder if those dimwits at Fenway Park know Neil is a native New Yorker.
Christie Marie M - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Love your Free Credit Report themed parodies, Mike! 555!!

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