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Song Parodies -> "Orange Scary Man"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Orange Scary Man"
Parody Written by:
Pol Potlatch
The Lyrics
Composed in conjunction with my contrary yet genial colleague who confesses that concerning Congressional conundrums he’s connected or at least cognizant, Pol Potomac
Just give him some time
He’ll be cryin’
Like a fountain
Waterin’
“What the. . . ?” skin
This dude isn’t strong
It’s so wrong
To get mug sopped
Big boo-hoo
Wets applied hue
He don’t like a bill
They will fill up, his eyes deep
His girlish way’s
Not OK as his eyes seep
Guy’s a crying fan
An orange scary man
Orange bleary man
He sobs in his beer
“bamacare”
Is a gall word
Him it stings
Hankie wrings
He can’t get much done
Senate shuns
Girlie sump spree
Guy’s so wrong
Runs kinked Cong
He never sounds shrill
Doesn’t trill, voice of guy’s deep
But girlish ways
Are in play and the guy weeps
Crying is his plan
The orange scary man
Orange teary man
Orange bleary man
Bourbon-beery man
Drunken teary man
He’ll be cryin’
Like a fountain
Waterin’
“What the. . . ?” skin
This dude isn’t strong
It’s so wrong
To get mug sopped
Big boo-hoo
Wets applied hue
He don’t like a bill
They will fill up, his eyes deep
His girlish way’s
Not OK as his eyes seep
Guy’s a crying fan
An orange scary man
Orange bleary man
He sobs in his beer
“bamacare”
Is a gall word
Him it stings
Hankie wrings
He can’t get much done
Senate shuns
Girlie sump spree
Guy’s so wrong
Runs kinked Cong
He never sounds shrill
Doesn’t trill, voice of guy’s deep
But girlish ways
Are in play and the guy weeps
Crying is his plan
The orange scary man
Orange teary man
Orange bleary man
Bourbon-beery man
Drunken teary man
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Pol - Even a conservative can get a chuckle here. Just don't lose your "latch"...bad for us all, terrible for Cambodia. ;D
Orange you glad I saw this one and gave it a 5? Not easy to do, especially since, as Red Ant taught us, nothing rhymes with "oragne."
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