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Song Parodies -> "Bruce, You'll Be A Woman Soon"
Original Song Title:
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Bruce, You'll Be A Woman Soon"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On Fist
The Lyrics
Changing so much, can't count all the ways
I read the tabloids, and all that they say is
"He's lost his mind"
Have you people seen the new Jenner in town?
And them boobies though, they're looking so round
They're two of a kind
He's changing more than his mind
Don't you know
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Kris is not a fan
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Tired of being a man
"I've had too much down there for all of my life
I'll go to the doc, now, he'll whip out his knife
This boy's no more
Well, I've finally found what I've been looking for
It's a new ballroom gown, it's plus-size for sure
No more "wood"
Doctor, I've done all I could
It's up to you"
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Kim can't understand
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Tired of being a man
I read the tabloids, and all that they say is
"He's lost his mind"
Have you people seen the new Jenner in town?
And them boobies though, they're looking so round
They're two of a kind
He's changing more than his mind
Don't you know
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Kris is not a fan
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Tired of being a man
"I've had too much down there for all of my life
I'll go to the doc, now, he'll whip out his knife
This boy's no more
Well, I've finally found what I've been looking for
It's a new ballroom gown, it's plus-size for sure
No more "wood"
Doctor, I've done all I could
It's up to you"
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Kim can't understand
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Tired of being a man
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Good one. Bruce will probably be a more realistic woman than anyone else in the family.
Nice job. Reminds me of this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/neildiamond10.shtml
Great title!! You could have mailed the rest of it in and you still would have had a winner
Man! He Feels Like A Woman! 5's
It would be awesome if you could add the music to this.
His wacky new look's the talk of the town ..... And I never know when I reach around .. What I'm gonna find .... Don't let them make a vagine
I heard someone on a talk show mention that Bruce Jenner was "transitioning". Didn't know what she was talking about. Now I do. AIR is a great place to keep up with the news.
Transitionin' you some fives!
this was funny
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