Song Parodies -> "Please, No More Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

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Original Performer:

"Please, No More Wine"

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The Lyrics

When a wine-tasting goes kind of wrong!

It's hard to stand
When all the booze is flowin'
And when it flo-ows, keep throwin' up
I like tasting
These drinks, but it's a bummer
When you refu-use to plug it u-up
Man, stop it, man
Cut it ou-ou-out, leave me be, stop it, dude

Please, no mo-ore wi-i-ine
No I can't say, know I should
Doesn't he-elp I'm
Too blasted for my own goo-ood
Blame the wine

Been a long night
This place is far from homely
So fancy that I can't be rude
Or blunt or curt
My liquor, I can't hold it
It's why I a-am implorin' you-ou
Hold off the port
Stop it no-ow, so tipsy thanks to you

Please, no mo-ore wine
This wine tastin' started good
But now my-y eyes
Can see pink elephant hoo-oods
Oh, no, no

Please, no mo-ore wine
Stop pourin' it down my throat
Please, no mo-ore wine
Stop it, please, you'll make me cho-oke
Please, no mo-ore wine

Let it be known that I know nothing about wine tasting. Or wine. Or alcohol in general, aside from what popular culture tells me. And the fact that I don't like the taste of it.

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