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Song Parodies -> "Orange Scary Man 2"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Orange Scary Man 2"
Parody Written by:
Pol Potlatch
The Lyrics
Clintons are both swine, Hill is lyin’
Bill’s a bounder
So says him
Desires daughter’s quim
This dude is so wrong, urges strong
Incest? Why not?!
Then there’s the hue
So weird to view
It gives me a chill, not a thrill
When I spy the
Dude who is way, way outré
Hate to eye the
Spray-on tanning fan
The orange scary man
Orange hairy man
It ain’t at all clear
That he’ll share with the wrong world
Their whole thing
Tune he’ll sing
Changes each time sun
Makes a run ’cross the sky blue
First it’s on
Then it’s gone
Despite that he still gives a thrill
Though he’s whiny
To boost what he’ll say
Waves away hands so tiny
Got many a fan
The orange scary man
Orange slathered tan
Offers nary plan
Daughter’s very glam
Wants her hairy clam
Bill’s a bounder
So says him
Desires daughter’s quim
This dude is so wrong, urges strong
Incest? Why not?!
Then there’s the hue
So weird to view
It gives me a chill, not a thrill
When I spy the
Dude who is way, way outré
Hate to eye the
Spray-on tanning fan
The orange scary man
Orange hairy man
It ain’t at all clear
That he’ll share with the wrong world
Their whole thing
Tune he’ll sing
Changes each time sun
Makes a run ’cross the sky blue
First it’s on
Then it’s gone
Despite that he still gives a thrill
Though he’s whiny
To boost what he’ll say
Waves away hands so tiny
Got many a fan
The orange scary man
Orange slathered tan
Offers nary plan
Daughter’s very glam
Wants her hairy clam
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