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Song Parodies -> "Beat The Knicks!"

Original Song Title:

"Meet The Mets!"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Beat The Knicks!"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Hope the Yankees do not meet the same fate or else.
BEAT THE KNICKS,
BEAT THE KNICKS,
Everybody beat the Knicks!
Bring your buddies,
bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the shock of your life
because the Knicks are really stinkin' it up; Even with Larry Brown on the helm
East side,
West side,
everybody'd jumping out
to avoid the Knickerbockers of New York Town!


Oh, the Sixers and the Lakers and the Spurs on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT THE KNICKS!
Oh, they're dunkin' and shootin' and they're scorin' from the lines,
where did they go? To BEAT THE KNICKS!
All the fans are through with Stephen Marbury,
so hurry up and come on out -
"cause we've got ourselves a joke club,
The Knicks of New York town!
Give "em a boo!
Give "em a foul!
And let "em know that you want Dolan out!

Sad to see them like this, the Jets should improve though.

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Michael Pacholek - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
"Ninety percent of life is just showing up." -- noted Knick fan Woody Allen. He could say the same thing about beating the Knicks: Ninety percent of beating them is just showing up. Of course, this is the man who also said, "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothin' but net!

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