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Song Parodies -> "Tanyon Sturtze"
Original Song Title:
"Meet The Mets!"
Original Performer:
New York Mets
Parody Song Title:
"Tanyon Sturtze"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Another shot at Sturtze
TANYON STURTZE,
TANYON STURTZE,
Step right up and boo Tanyon Sturtze!
Call him Weaver,
Call him Hurtze;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the Sturtze is really stinkin it up; giving all those games away!
Uptown,
Downtown,
everybody'd coming down
to run Tanyon Sturtze out of New York town!
Oh, the mafias and Fat Tony and the people on the streets,
who is it for? TANYON STURTZE!
Oh, they're hollerin' and jeerin' and they're cussin' in their seats,
who is it for? To TANYON STURTZE!
All the fans are through with giving up runs,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a pitcher,
The Sturtze of Worchester!
Give him a jeer!
Give him a boot!
And let "em know your cussin' from the stand!
TANYON STURTZE,
Step right up and boo Tanyon Sturtze!
Call him Weaver,
Call him Hurtze;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the Sturtze is really stinkin it up; giving all those games away!
Uptown,
Downtown,
everybody'd coming down
to run Tanyon Sturtze out of New York town!
Oh, the mafias and Fat Tony and the people on the streets,
who is it for? TANYON STURTZE!
Oh, they're hollerin' and jeerin' and they're cussin' in their seats,
who is it for? To TANYON STURTZE!
All the fans are through with giving up runs,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a pitcher,
The Sturtze of Worchester!
Give him a jeer!
Give him a boot!
And let "em know your cussin' from the stand!
Chucky G, I hope Sturtze isn't your friend or Sturtze himself.
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