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Song Parodies -> "Table Top"
Original Song Title:
"Rocky Top"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Osborne Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Table Top"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan Spurlock
The Lyrics
During a couple of visits to a chiropractic doctor, I had the "privilege" of resting on top of a table that had something that felt like rollers moving up and down my spine. Some felt okay and some felt downright awful but if it helps, I'm okay with it. This song and parody came to mind during one of these sessions. There is also a nod to the original table that you lie down on where the doctor does the "manipulations" or other bone-cracking maneuvers!
Once I saw a chi-ro-prac-tic doc/hopin’ he could cure my ills,
To the office I did take a walk/trustin’ in the doctor’s skill.
I checked in and then did take a stop/wondering where I’d go
To my surprise I saw a table top/what would happen I didn’t know!
Table top, you’ll always be
A certain place for me—
Tilt up, down, table top
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
Laid face down upon that table top/while they worked upon me
Then when done they tilted me back up/you bet I was a little diz-zy!
Then I walked down to another room/what do you think I see?
Just another type of table top/Lookin’ right back at me.
Table top, you’ll always be
A certain place for me—
Tilt up, down, table top
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
This new table has some roller things/helping the ver-te-brae
Strangest feelings I have ever felt/but I guess it’s just that way
Table top, you’ll always be
A certain place for me—
Tilt up, down, table top
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
Yeah, part of the ther-a-py-ee-ee-ee!
To the office I did take a walk/trustin’ in the doctor’s skill.
I checked in and then did take a stop/wondering where I’d go
To my surprise I saw a table top/what would happen I didn’t know!
Table top, you’ll always be
A certain place for me—
Tilt up, down, table top
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
Laid face down upon that table top/while they worked upon me
Then when done they tilted me back up/you bet I was a little diz-zy!
Then I walked down to another room/what do you think I see?
Just another type of table top/Lookin’ right back at me.
Table top, you’ll always be
A certain place for me—
Tilt up, down, table top
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
This new table has some roller things/helping the ver-te-brae
Strangest feelings I have ever felt/but I guess it’s just that way
Table top, you’ll always be
A certain place for me—
Tilt up, down, table top
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
Part of the therapy, part of the therapy.
Yeah, part of the ther-a-py-ee-ee-ee!
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