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Song Parodies -> "Laying in this Hospital Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Otis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"Laying in this Hospital Bed"

Parody Written by:

Andrew McDonald

The Lyrics

Smellin’ all my nightly run
Still be leakin’ when the doctor come
Watching the stains sink in
Before the nurses clean them up again, yeah

I’m layin’ in this hospital bed
Waitin’ for my body to drop dead
Ooo, I’m just layin’ here day after day
Slippin’ away

I met her down in Georgia
Asked how much to get laid
Maybe just a good time or two
Laying here rottin’ I’m really gettin’ paid

So I’ll keep layin’ here in this hospital bed
By the nurses I get fed
Ooo, I’m layin’ in this hospital bed
Slippin’ away

If I can get out of here soon
I’ll hit that busy corner at noon
Pay a few bucks to find the slut that did this
Pay her back in kind pretty soon, yes

Layin’ here wiggling my toes
This naggin’ fever may lead to death throes
My head keeps pounding my skull
Sometimes I gotta vomit in a bowl

Sick as hell, I just lay here day after day
Feeling my body rot away
Oooo-wee, all this from a cheap little lay
Slippin’ away

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Lee - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Sickly good parody. =) 5's.
Old Man Ribber - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Clap...clap...clap! ;D
Parody fan - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
BRAVO!

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