Song Parodies -> "Easter Bunny"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Crowley"

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Original Performer:

"Easter Bunny"

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The Lyrics

Easter Bunny, what's that there in your bag?
(Oh) Easter Bunny, no I don't mean to nag
Your sly trickery is so rotten
Hiding eggs that we snatch
The only thing I haven't gotten
Is how can mammals hatch?

Mr. Smidgen - that's how many believe
Mr. Religion - you bring bliss when we grieve
You're simply a furrier Jesus, with a basket of joy
(Uh) Conceived by the Virgin Mary
Or clearly a Hallmark ploy?

Easter Bunny, how can the kids resist?
Easter Bunny, do you really exist?
For millions of young Christian children
You end their hyper strife
Do you symbolize resurrection,
Or just misguided wildlife?

Were you synthetically made?
Why the bunny masquerade?
Would you answer
Would you answer if I prayed, yeah?

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Popie Longstocking - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

I think it's a cool parody, but uhm...did the OS really come out in the sixties? I thought Ozzy had solo stuff a lot later than that. Just wondering, that's all

Phil Alexander - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeah, this is an 80s song, but does it really matter that much? It's got some wonderful lines in, my favourite bit being "You're simply a furrier Jesus, with a basket of joy/(Uh) Conceived by the Virgin Mary/Or clearly a Hallmark ploy?"

thayer - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment

sorry about the 60's thing. it is 80's; you're right. my bad.

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