You didn't get 'em all on the flush. One was left to vote 1.

i must highly "rank" this one...5s

Particularly funny if you imgine Patsy Cline singing this - especially the first line! lol...5's

Hey PP Long Droppings: quit coming to this site, and get checked into a mental hospital. (If you've read One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, then you'll know what I'm talking about.) Don't come back here until you have a clean mind.

Very funny stuff!

This parody should be on What Freaks. Please no more poop paroides on this site.

555 for me on this Guy DiRito, even though I got quite a bit distrubed on your parody of My Country tis of Thee( if you are interested read like the last 4 or 5 lines in the comments). DKTOS, but again not going to dock you on your own ignorance especially since 7 other people say its perfect, Ill take their word for it. This is something that everyone does, man/woman/child/elderly etc., just hate to hear about it, but thats their problem, not yours. By the way, do you know what a number 3 is? It's a **** and **** at the same time, I'm sure you can figure it out, but I've run my mouth abit too much on some posts ( guilty here as well ) on the wrong things and Chuck G. may very well ban me...oh well, I started writing parodies long before this site way invented and if that happens I'll write them still...Anyway great toilet humor this time around.

Well I think they've just gotten way out of hand. I feel that it is a disturbingly gross, uncouth topic, to write about.

A good point very cleverly made, Guy. With more and more businesses and restaurants using automatically flushing toilets, it is easy to see how some people pick up bad habits.

To a Mr. Smithers, if you think that is gross, do you cry when you have to use the restroom? Not making fun of you seriously BUTT it's not like its going to magically disappear. Maybe a ST buff could make a parody of some magical *** cleaning device that would help you some. To conclude: you think it's gross going in the crapper, well guess what? I used to work at the place that received all of ( not yours probably ) BUSINESS END of what everyone has to do a.k.a a WWTP, i.e., a WasteWaterTreatmentPlant!

By the way Guy DiRito, you really **** all over the classics!!! Ive only seen a few of your posts so far BUTT is what you like to do best? I like sick things as well some time, especially naturally occuring things like dogs eating their own. If you do I suggest Falling to Pieces by Faith No More, and while you probably DKTOS, my parody is Eating His Feces ( Help my dog is ), which is just about the title.

I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING WE ALL DO FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD! But it shouldn't be shared publicly.

By the way, "a mr smithers first name waylan is it" was from an episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns dialed "smithers" on the telephone hoping to reach Mr. Smithers, but instead he reached Moe's Tavern, and when Burns asked to speak to Smithers, he said, "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers. First name Waylan." Moe thought this was a crank call (like Bart would do) so he said, "Oh, so you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylan, is it?" Then as usual he issued a threat. I guess you didn't see that one.

No I didnt see that one. And THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR NOT USING MY REAL "ON LINE" name, just a variation of mine. That does make a HUGE difference to me, and if you did the original joke on me, then you got the best of me, because I am relatively new here and never even considered the thought that people might do that. To conclude: Obviously someone scared the **** out of me for a while, so I have to give them props for that, but I still consider it identity theft, and still do not ever want to see that happen again. Consider this, if anyone ever reads this: If someone posing as say Spaff.com did that and knew them well enough to make it look real, do you think THEY would appreciate it? I would think not, especially since every single submission I've seen from them is copyrighted.

you're welcome. I am not trying to be....what's the word i'm looking for...rude or anything. I was just expressing my opinion without being aggressive (this was in my second comment under "a mr smithers, eh? first name waylan is it?"); I do think that parodies about bodliy waste are offensive. Besides, I thought it was unwanted stuff, so why would anybody want to write a parody or other composition about it?

I'm fed ug with goog themed garodies myself; I agree that they should stog.

Is there some sort of getition we can sign?

5's! This one had me roaring laughing out loud! (and just coincidentally, I always clog the toilet!)

I think this piece of crap should be taken down. Seriously.