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Song Parodies -> "Recycling Aluminum Cans"

Original Song Title:

"Magneto And Titanium Man"

Original Performer:

Paul Mccartney

Parody Song Title:

"Recycling Aluminum Cans"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as a proud member of earth hour, I drank 6 beers in the dark so I could recycle the aluminum cans and not require the mining, smelting and processing of six new ones...burrrrp
when I was drinking last night
recycled the aluminum cans
and I mean quite a few, babe
ooh oh I said

to throw them out is hypocrisy
so I squashed them up in the blue
bin for the man to see

I couldn't believe it..
reclycling aluminum cans
but when the climate folks you know
finally convinced me, well I knew

it's not all a conspiracy
this was due to happen
in our world as we see
it's there plainly

so I went out
collected some aluminum cans
and the climate man you,
know, came for a ride

the cans we found by the library
they were squashed and onto the beer
cans very safely

over there twas to my despair
was a paper coffee cup,
right in the road..
oooeeeb deeb ooh eeb deed oo-oo-oo-oo-o

my feet were dead, but the time had come
to pick it up baby it's gone..
oh no... can't be so..
and then it occurred to me,
I shouldn't be sad,
aluminum cans,
and cup paper too
recycle bins are full
just always have to be full
it's soon the law


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A. Person - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I think this parody has great content. But I see a couple of trolls have Uno-bombed you; that's not good. If I decide to vote on this one, it'll be 555's.

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