-> "When a Human Loves a Dog"
Original Song Title:
"When a Man Loves a Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"When a Human Loves a Dog"
Parody Written by:
Lucy Lement
The Lyrics
When a human loves a dog
Can’t help taking photos abound
To show the world the rescued pup we have found
If our dog is bad, we can’t see it
Our dog can do no wrong
Shed on our furniture and carpet all day long
When a human loves a dog
We’ll spend our very last dime
If that’s the way the vet says it ought to be
We’d give up all our comforts
Walk circles in the rain
Waiting until our dog
Decides to pee
Well, felt bad I’m home so late
I gave you the food off my plate
Trying to get your drooped tail to wag
Please boy, don’t look so darn sad
You can sleep up on our bed
And lick our faces
At dawn cause you want to be fed
Need allergy shots or surgery?
We’ll never let you down
Pray we win the lottery
We love you like you’re our kid
Though you dig up the lawn
Looking for all those
Bones that you hid
Yes, this human loves a dog
No matter the drool or barking
Or chewing up shoes, you’re my world
When a human loves a dog …
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