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Song Parodies -> "When A Man Loves His Kitten"
Original Song Title:
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Percy Sledge
Parody Song Title:
"When A Man Loves His Kitten"
Parody Written by:
The Parody Author
The Lyrics
When a man loves his kitten
Can't keep his lap to himself
He'll hold her tight and never let her go
When a man loves his kitten
He'll always share his shelf
He'll buy her toys, oh yes, it shows
If she meows, he'll understand
And fill her bowl with love so grand
He'll scoop her litter, keep it clean
His love for her, it's quite a scene
When a man loves his kitten
She becomes his pride and joy
He'll groom her fur and keep her safe and warm
When a man loves his kitten
She's his favorite tomboy
Together they will weather any storm
He'll play with her, she'll chase the string
A bond of love that's blossoming
Her purring makes his heart rejoice
When a man loves his kitten, it's his choice
He'll cherish every whisker and every paw
He'll do whatever it takes to keep her in awe
When she cuddles up, it's pure delight
When a man loves his kitten, it feels just right
So, if you find a man with a feline friend
You'll know his love has no end
For when a man loves his kitten, you see
He'll find true joy in her company.
Can't keep his lap to himself
He'll hold her tight and never let her go
When a man loves his kitten
He'll always share his shelf
He'll buy her toys, oh yes, it shows
If she meows, he'll understand
And fill her bowl with love so grand
He'll scoop her litter, keep it clean
His love for her, it's quite a scene
When a man loves his kitten
She becomes his pride and joy
He'll groom her fur and keep her safe and warm
When a man loves his kitten
She's his favorite tomboy
Together they will weather any storm
He'll play with her, she'll chase the string
A bond of love that's blossoming
Her purring makes his heart rejoice
When a man loves his kitten, it's his choice
He'll cherish every whisker and every paw
He'll do whatever it takes to keep her in awe
When she cuddles up, it's pure delight
When a man loves his kitten, it feels just right
So, if you find a man with a feline friend
You'll know his love has no end
For when a man loves his kitten, you see
He'll find true joy in her company.
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That's about me ;-p
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About 2 weeks ago, a 19 year old cat of mine was put down, which will most likely end a 27 year period of cat ownership that started when my six year old daughter coaxed a stray cat into our house ... So perhaps some memorial song is in order. Based on "One Less Bell To Answer" perhaps?
Thanks CML for your comment. Glad to see that at least 2 people like this parody. Shame the bogus votes don't reflect this. To whoever is thinking its funny to leave these bogus votes; please stop. Its not funny and its not wanted. I work hard to write parodies so the feedback is most welcome.
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