Song Parodies -> "When A Man Loves His Cousin"

Original Song Title:

"When A Man Loves A Woman"

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Original Performer:

"When A Man Loves His Cousin"

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The Lyrics

Ah, redneck love, there's nothing like it... At least not past the Mason-Dixon Line!!!

When a man loves his cousin
He's getting fines, but what the he-ll
He'll buy her squirrel to keep his good thing around

Missing teeth? Nah, he can't see it
Voice? Angelic song
Take gun rack to his hound dog if he humps her down

When a man loves his cousin
He'll buy the best of moonshine
Spare change on condoms, that's what he needs

He'll move her into his trailer
And dump Shiana Twain
If she says that's the way, it's gotta be

Well, this man loves his cousin
He gave her NASCAR things, and cash
Trading his shotgun for a necklace of
Rubies, and he cannot take it back!!!

Damn this man loves his cousin
Deep-Frying a mole
This he feeds her, a delicacy

If she thinks he's just a fool
He's the last one to know
Drunken eyes can never see

When a man loves his cousin
He may write her a song
About the love of this country girl

Yes, this man loves his cousin
I know how all those rednecks feel
Cause baby, baby, baby Ah'm dat man

When this man loves his cousin
I know how all-them rednecks feel

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AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Purty Hot Dang funny! I laffed so hard I almost fell off my stuffed mule chair..all fahves

Stephen Harrington - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

5s, a nice wicked little twist on the original.

Kristof Robertson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Dat's rot purdy, Matthias! 555

alvin rhodes - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

funny concept...you covered all the angles

Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't know what the legendary DJ "Cousin Brucie" Morrow would think of this, but I think, as redneck songs go, durned site better than most.

PMS - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I can "relate" to this song.

John Barry - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Eee hawww! 5s.

Stuart McArthur - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

"spare change on condoms" - they should be included in the caterers' shopping list for big family reunions down there - funny stuff matthias - 555

John Jenkins - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Road kill and NASCAR - must be true love. Well done, Matthias.

Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeehaw, this is purty funny stuff. Fahv's

Agrimorfee - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(luv contest 06) Tawdry trailer trash temptation!

bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(LUVCOMP) You sick bastard. Well done, Matthias.

Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(LUVCOMP) Well, I know I read this before and voted but, guess I didn't comment. Sorry, Matthias, this is right-funny stuff. Buying her squirrel to keep her around was a great line. Shoot, I got plenty o' squirrels in my yard y'all kin have fer nuthin'. 555

Stuart McArthur - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(LUV) see above, but I really like this one - 555

Johnny Bubba-D - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(LUVCOMP) What JJ said, yep!

S.T.G. - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(luvcomp) I know the comment is late but I usually don't comment, unless I feel like it was a good parody. I enjoyed, had some funny moments.

Arwen - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment

LOVE...there were lots of laughs following it, but "Take gun rack to his hound dog if he humps her down" was one of my favorite lines of the night. Excellent!!

Luke Brattoni - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(LUVCOMP) Ha! Hilarious stuff. I haven't been able to get inthe00s to load for about three days now (possibly due to large amounts of internet traffic as start-of-year enrolling ensues?) before realising I could find what the entries were by scrolling through the Latest Comments and finding the entries that way. So... yeah! Loved your work! 555

Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment

(LUV) See above!

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